So the newest instalment of the Planet of the Apes franchise, Kingdom of the Planet of the Apes, just came out. So due to that fact, I took it upon myself to marathon the franchise and have now seen all 10 instalments, from the original films, to the failed remake, to the current rebooted trilogy.
I thought it would be fun to share my opinion and rank them from best to worst. To keep things simple, I will go through all of them in order of release and give them a placement in my ranking.
Planet of the Apes – #1
As it tracks, the original is usually always the best. The concept of modern man landing on a planet where apes are the dominant species and humans are animals is very simple, so it’s easy to jump into and go along with. But what they do with that premise to explore humanity and pose questions about our own future is extremely interesting and still remains relevant. The twist ending is one of the most famous in history because it’s so impactful and well-executed. If you go in knowing it (which to be honest most people do as it’s been over 50 years) you can see the setup and the hints, it doesn’t just come out of nowhere.
The production design is also great, I love the way they designed the ape civilization to be vaguely human but still a little bit primitive and kind of reminiscent of a zoo enclosure. The prosthetic makeup is still pretty good by today’s standards, but for 1968 it’s pretty incredible. There’s a reason this movie won an Oscar for makeup before they even had a category for it.
I remember seeing this film when I was very young and being captivated by it, and I’ve watched it many times since then. It’s not just one of the most iconic sci-fi movies but movies in general. It’s one of those staples you really should watch if you want to get into film.
Beneath the Planet of the Apes – #10
Inexplicably, they managed to make the worst one immediately.
There are so many interesting places they could have gone for the sequel. They could have explored more of the ape’s world, or even the remnants of the human one. They could have focussed on Taylor rebuilding human civilization or the apes learning more about it. These are all the kinds of ideas I had about what happened next when I first saw it as a kid. But instead, they decided to go with the most insane out-of-left-field choices that feel like a franchise that’s dying and run out of ideas, even though it’s only the second movie.
They have a whole new main character show up, who’s basically exactly the same as the previous one, who then has to figure out what’s going on which we the audience are fully aware already, of so it’s annoying. But then the revelation that there is a whole underground colony of mutant humans with telepathic powers that worship an unexploded nuclear bomb is so batshit, I just hate it. Not only does it completely defeat the point of humanity having regressed to animals, it was never set up and just comes out of nowhere like something out of a bad fan fiction.#
The ending is also extremely anticlimactic if you can be bothered to watch. I will not be watching it again as I spent the whole movie staring at the screen in confusion.
Escape from the Planet of the Apes – #4
This is definitely the best of the 4 sequels as it had the most interesting premise and the most to say, which is the strength of the brand to begin with. It’s a very simple premise as they essentially just reversed the original by having the intelligent apes come back in time so now they’re the odd ones out and the humans are in charge, but instead of just repeating the original movie there’s a different payoff to it.
I like that it starts off very lighthearted and enjoyable, it’s actually a very fun film at the beginning. But as it goes on it gets a lot darker, more dangerous and by the end it’s very bleak. Not a lot of films manage to pull off such a dramatic change in tone like that so it’s pretty impressive that it works. It represents the fickle nature of humanity and how we cannot help but revert to destruction at every turn, which feeds into the original movie’s thesis.
It does suffer a bit from being a low-budget, speedily produced sequel. It has the unfortunate task of building off of what the last movie set up, and explaining how exactly the apes inexplicably figured out space travel, which does drag it down a little. However, it does succeed in what it overall wants to say and also sets up a direction for the following films to go, unlike the last one which just threw stuff at the wall and ended.
Conquest of the planet of the apes – #7
This film does a pretty good job of building off of what the previous one set up, although I did find the first couple of acts a little bit of a slog to get through.
Finding out that it took just 20 years for the earth to become a dystopian state where people keep apes as slaves is a bit of a hard pill to swallow, though seeing how much the political landscape has changed since my own childhood it is somewhat believable. But because of this dramatic jump, they have to spend a lot of the beginning of the movie setting it all up, which is kind of annoying when you’re on the 4th movie. It also lacks a lot of nuance with the humans, they’re all just basically mean and evil, bar two.
The production design is quite bland, being mostly just grey concrete buildings, and the apes also all just wear coloured jumpsuits. It’s all just a bit dull. There are ways of making dystopia more interesting; it felt like they just found a car park to shoot in.
The third act is where it really gets going. The apes learning from Caesar to plan a rebellion and then executing it is the meat of the story and where it comes alive. It’s really thrilling and they manage to do a lot with the action, there’s fire there’s guns there’s destruction, it’s worth sitting through the first half of the movie to get to it. It then all reaches a very powerful climax with a speech from the new ape leader, that brings in that commentary that the franchise is so good at.
Battle for the Planet of the Apes – #8
I was expecting so much after the setup of the battle in the last film, but this movie ended up being the most boring to me. I think the poster and even the name of the film made me expect some epic film about a war between humans and apes, but it ends up being very low stakes and nothing much really happens.
It’s essentially just a small battle between a small group of apes who live in the woods and a smaller group of humans who live underground. They discover each other, they fight, it gets resolved and then the movie is over. It’s vaguely entertaining but it’s by the numbers but it reeks of the end of a franchise where they had run out of ideas and budget and couldn’t really take it much further. It also tries to set up the beginning of the mutants from the second movie which I obviously hate and I wish they would just pretend that never existed.
It does have a little more nuance in it in that there are good and bad humans and good and bad apes, it’s not totally one-sided who is in the right. It also starts to set up the hierarchy within the ape community itself which is established in the original film.
It ends on a very ambiguous and hopeful note, suggesting that time may have been rewritten and there can be peace between humans and apes which is a nice juxtaposition from the nihilistic ending of the original. I’m not sure whether I like that as an ending but it does at least feel like the journey was worth it and we got somewhere in the end, and it feels satisfying to close up this original set of movies on that.
Planet of the Apes (2001) – #9
So points are already docked for being a remake of an already good film, but what bothers me most about this film is that it completely misses the point. I don’t need remakes to be exactly the same as the original (in fact I don’t like that) but what they need to do is understand what made the original good and try and stick to that. I just feel like Tim Burton didn’t understand Planet of the Apes.
The premise is destroyed when all the humans can talk and are just regular humans, as well as there immediately being apes that are nice and want to help them. There’s no sense of isolation for the main character, he’s not extraordinary compared to the other humans, so he’s not poked and prodded and he had people who can understand and listen straight away, the danger is significantly reduced. The worst part is that it turns out it all actually is on another planet, which I suppose is meant to be the twist because you don’t expect it to be, but if it’s not Earth, what does this movie have to say. Nothing it turns out. It’s just a sci-fi action movie with no deeper meaning.
So if you watch it from the perspective of a movie by itself then it’s fine. It’s entertaining and even enjoyable at times, though the writing is pretty bad. But as Planet of the Apes movie, it just doesn’t work. Making them aliens wouldn’t have changed very much about the story so why bother. And we don’t need to talk about the famously confusing and convoluted ending.
As much as I dislike this movie, I do have to give it props for something and that’s the design elements. The prosthetics namely are absolutely phenomenal. All the apes look so real and expressive and not like people in masks. It’s insane how good it is and how it allows the actors to really perform through it and not feel hindered, they really were robbed of an Oscar nomination. I also enjoy the production design, specifically of the ape city, with the jungle element as opposed to the more desert theme of the original, it looked really fun to explore.
Rise of the Planet of the Apes – #6
And so we reach the inevitable reboot. I do think it was a smart choice to reboot the series with a prequel rather than trying to remake the original again, but they have left the door open to remake it down the line and strongly hinted at it.
Honestly, while I watched it I was getting annoyed at the fact that it seemed as if, like Tim Burton, they missed the point of the original film. Because really the apes are not the point of the original story, it’s about how humanity destroys itself with nuclear war, and the apes are what comes next. So seeing this film have the apes grow and “rise” out of a fluke lab test, and the humans just living life irked me. However, I took a step back and remembered that this is a reboot with a new cannon. Nuclear war was obviously a hot-button topic in the 60s during the Cold War, and while it’s still a threat today, it’s not as feared in the cultural zeitgeist. I realized that this movie instead decided to approach a commentary on humanity’s cruelty to animals and pursuit of science, by having the apes be lab rats. Humanity is still breeding its own destruction just in a different way. Once I saw it from that perspective I managed to enjoy it a lot more.
Honestly, it’s a very good start to a new franchise, it’s got a lot of heart to it, it builds your emotional connection to the ape characters, particularly Ceasar better than most of the original films did while also keeping that human side. I do feel it suffers like most prequels do, in the sense that as we know where it’s going, it feels more like the set up to the part that gets good rather than being the story in itself. But I didn’t feel that as strongly as I have with other films.
Now what needs talking about is the draw that this film had, which was its use of CGI. Now I am a sucker for the old way of doing it with makeup over human faces, but I can’t deny the use of motion capture brings a whole new element that pushes this reboot era into new territory. Allowing the actors to use their whole bodies but still have realistic-looking apes on screen rather than having to cover up with costumes brings a new level to the performance, and allows the story to expand with it.
Dawn of the Planet of the Apes – #2
This is where I really got into the new series. I feel like Matt Reeves got handed this franchise and really got it and knew where to take it.
The story is very much what Battle wanted to do but couldn’t, with apes living in their woodland colony and humans in the city, meeting and coming into conflict. But it’s much more nuanced than just two groups meeting and fighting. Both sides of the conflict take steps to quell the fighting as well as to spark it, and both have divided opinions among them. Like a real war.
All the characters are fleshed out, you can understand and empathize with all the human characters as much as you can for the apes, you really want everyone to be able to make it out alive, but of course they can’t. And I appreciated the apes weren’t suddenly all developed and talking, you can see that they’re still evolving and they haven’t taken over just yet.
Also watching a movie where humanity is brought down by a man-made virus, post covid, is kinda crazy. Gives you a very new perspective.
I felt like the motion capture really came into its own in this movie as well. It was impressive in the last movie but I found myself awestruck at how real the apes were in many of the scenes in this film, especially with the addition of elements like rain and fire to interact with them.
It was a really good payoff to what was set up in the last film, while also perfectly queuing up a continuation of the story.
War for the Planet of the Apes – #3
The word I would use to describe this film is epic, because that’s what it reminded me of. It felt like a classic epic war film but with apes in it. It’s a sweeping story of conflict, revenge and imprisonment that takes place across a long journey, a lot is going on and it does it well.
It’s a lot more melancholy than the previous entries, because war is horrible and sad. But I did miss the warmth that the previous installment had which is why I liked that one a little but more. But overall it really hit the nail on the head in terms of drama and story. I like that it moved things forward by beginning to address the devolution of humans as the apes evolve even more, moving us closer to where we know things will end up, but also still showing the idea that they brought it amongst themselves and even in such dire circumstances anger and fear take over and humanity continues to be self-destructive.
Visually, the motion capture was on point once, the apes just look amazing and there’s even more of them this time. But what I liked the most is that they chose to have most of this movie take place in a snowy setting, which none of the other movies have done. It gives this movie a distinct look that makes it recognizable which is clever when you’re on the 9th movie of a franchise. It keeps things fresh.
It feels very much like a fitting conclusion to a trilogy, while also leaving the door open for the next one and not making it feel unearned. I’m not sure if they knew they were gonna make another one after this so they probably wanted to end the story of this group of characters on a high, which they certainly did.
Kingdom of the Planet of the Apes – #5
And here we are at the newest release, which really became a movie of two halves for me.
The first half of this movie I absolutely adored. It gave me everything I had wanted since I saw the first film. Set hundreds of years after the last trilogy, the apes are more advanced and can all talk while the virus has made humans into mere mute animals whose population is scarce. So we got to explore more of the ape’s civilization and also see the ruins of the human one, which I found so fun. I love that world-building. And the story was also pretty entertaining with there being one more intelligent human that a faction of apes are hunting that our new hero has to protect and explore the world with. I was really into it.
But in the second half, you realise that this isn’t just a fluke and there’s actually a whole bunch of completely normal humans that haven’t devolved. Plus the goal of the villainous ape is to gain their knowledge and become even more advanced, so we’re obviously supposed to be against that. So what was the point in the huge time jump if not that much had actually changed? We still have essentially the same conflict between apes and humans, but it’s just that there are more apes this time, plus they want to reverse things and bring humanity back. It’s just dragging out the inevitable because we know where it’s all going, if these are still supposed to be prequels to the original movie.
They obviously want to continue making these movies (they plan to make at least 2 more) so they want to string out the conflict more so they have some plot. But I would argue that they could have plenty to explore just by focusing on the ape’s stories and watching their civilization grow, with the humans diminishing and regressing on the sidelines. That way when you get to the eventual remake of the original, we’ll feel the loss of humanity much more.
But as much as the plot of the second half annoyed me, I still continued to enjoy the world-building. I liked the beach setting with apes living in old washed-up ships. Which also felt like a bit like a reference to the ending of the original film. And as always the animation on the apes is incredible, even without Andy Serkis, the king of motion capture, being involved anymore.
I think the goodwill from the first half of the movie will make me look back on this movie with better eyes over time, and I am intrigued to see where they do take this story they do make this into a new trilogy like they plan. I just hope the humans go away so I can spend some more time with the apes. It’s their planet after all.
My Ranking:
- Planet of the Apes
- Dawn of the Planet of the Apes
- War for the Planet of the Apes
- Escape from the Planet of the Apes
- Kingdom of the Planet of the Apes
- Rise of the Planet of the Apes
- Conquest of the Planet of the Apes
- Battle for the Planet of the Apes
- Planet of the Apes (2001)
- Beneath the Planet of the Apes
That was a lot of movies to watch and write about! so now I’m going to take a well-deserved break and enjoy the earth while it still belongs to us humans.